francheschi:

BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE

[PUNCHES YOU TWICE IN THE FACE]

DARK DARK

osusexual:

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"

Mims - Move If You Wanna
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janinepatrice:

Throw back

DannySchmidt - This Too Shall Pass
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hackthepentagon:

This entire song, just… Gosh.

homosexualpancakes:

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das it 

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

sixpenceee:

People have been posting their creepy/paranormal stories and experiences on the my tag for a while now. I’ve read many great ones. Some are actually heart-warming, others a bit terrifying. Here’s a compilation of the top 10.
THE MISCARRIAGE:  The story of Ms.L who unfortunately lost her child, but he wasn’t completely gone. 
WHAT THE CAMERA FOUND: You can make out half of a human torso 
MOTHER’S DAY: Mother’s day isn’t a happy day for everyone
CONSEQUENCES: The scars someone received from playing the bath game, a Japanese game where you conjure up a ghastly woman who rises out of water
LITTLE MISS NO NAME: An interesting doll with a peculiar history
WHAT CHILDREN SEE: A fascinating account of an adorable, little girl and what ghostly presence she sees 
SOMETHING IS WRONG: I like this because sometimes you feel something is wrong even though you can’t put your finger on it. The sense of dread can be deafening. 
I CAN TALK TO GHOSTS: Back when I first started my blog, someone submitted to me a personal account of what their life is like as someone who is more in tune to the paranormal
NEVER DOUBT YOUR INTUITION: You’ll understand why after reading her story
REINCARNATION CASES: A 3 year old child’s claims of who he was before in the past life. Extremely interesting. 

sixpenceee:

People have been posting their creepy/paranormal stories and experiences on the my tag for a while now. I’ve read many great ones. Some are actually heart-warming, others a bit terrifying. Here’s a compilation of the top 10.

  1. THE MISCARRIAGE:  The story of Ms.L who unfortunately lost her child, but he wasn’t completely gone. 
  2. WHAT THE CAMERA FOUNDYou can make out half of a human torso 
  3. MOTHER’S DAY: Mother’s day isn’t a happy day for everyone
  4. CONSEQUENCESThe scars someone received from playing the bath game, a Japanese game where you conjure up a ghastly woman who rises out of water
  5. LITTLE MISS NO NAMEAn interesting doll with a peculiar history
  6. WHAT CHILDREN SEEA fascinating account of an adorable, little girl and what ghostly presence she sees 
  7. SOMETHING IS WRONGI like this because sometimes you feel something is wrong even though you can’t put your finger on it. The sense of dread can be deafening. 
  8. I CAN TALK TO GHOSTSBack when I first started my blog, someone submitted to me a personal account of what their life is like as someone who is more in tune to the paranormal
  9. NEVER DOUBT YOUR INTUITIONYou’ll understand why after reading her story
  10. REINCARNATION CASESA 3 year old child’s claims of who he was before in the past life. Extremely interesting. 

lordbape:

some of my more positive color schemes and looks

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns